Deep, Bizarre and Humorous Passages from 1990

This is my first "blog" ever.

I recently dug up some old stuff from when I was in college. I wrote these deep, bizarre and humorous passages.  Some people have found meaning in them; others definitely not! They actually make no sense. Written in 1990, here they are:

"Globules of that part dramatic inside without completed other types in that category succeed only outside the entire circumference missing its only reflex, and the activity non-threatening."

"That which of a situation up with which may or may not be put is contradictory to several strengths and exuberances obtained by honorable infinite tabloids of eternal beginnings of the long and uneven recommendations belonging to an over-blemished heathen."

"Stop the physical notwithstanding remaining concepts of inept and otherwise lower forms of non-embodiment within the inner refuse composed of fluctuating nonexistent patterns of blatant spasmatic power, controlled only by noninterference."

"The last one with that which will stop cannot cross out of certain parts of basic things in which the average section can't lose all the right principles."

"Inadvertently spontaneous and otherwise neo-basic complexities are the lack by which numerous deepenings of far reaching aspects delve into the last and most advanced spectrums of common existence."

"A piece of that which is not actually real inside of otherwise ordinary stops that don't quite make it to the basic need, or perhaps are in a final attempt in the back of the average loss of principle, create a senseless  statement like this one."

"Neverending projects dealing with those far reaching issues never stopping at individual intervals or beginnings without or forgetting the original change of interpretation, are the infinite portions that interpolate inside the quest for community instruction and data."

"Fear not that which will not act as a non-value element into the direct viewpoint inside the blending stations that actively remain outside the inner portions and outer nothingness in these negative components, not in their respective positivities."

"Nevermore the endless beginnings, complete without form, are never constantly present, and always at hand in to which it can't be ignored or thought of as indirect, to which nothing conforms."

"Producing the continuum and ultimate upkeep of similar topics of unending moving processes will always not arrive consequently as the subsequent travel size in the final realm without an incoming ultra medium."

"That which is not withstanding in expanding complications will be nonexistent inside the unamiable creation of several effective and thickening negative ratios, arising singularly from bloating anonymities."

"Consequently opaque but nevertheless apparent entities showing what were once similar facets that continue to explore and give off seriously involved amounts of unknowing holding structures out of their common surroundings, will not work."

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  1. Parts of this reminded me of THIS guy...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ROOi5xagxg

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  2. Where did you pull that from? How funny this would remind you of an old obscure episode from In Living Color!

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